Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Here's a short little list of things I may or may not have said lately...
- Hold on... I can't think right now because I have to pee.
- Ya know... it would be easier to just pour the coffee into the sugar bowl.
- SEE! And people think that I'm just a dumb redneck.
- Is that the breakfast blend? Do they have a wimpy blend?
- Well for that I might even shave my legs for you.
- Help a sister out. Bring me home a Carmel apple and a diet vanilla coke.
- If you can't control that thing... I suggest you not bend over.
- Ya know... that was pretty stupid... even for a man.
- I just got my a** handed to me by a 9 year old while playing Chess. What kind of crap is that?
- Well that has been known to turn things on, but I don't think its gonna work on the TV.
What's come out of your mouth lately????