Wednesday, February 17, 2010

From the mouth of yours truely...


Here's a short little list of things I may or may not have said lately...


- Hold on... I can't think right now because I have to pee.


- Ya know... it would be easier to just pour the coffee into the sugar bowl.


- SEE! And people think that I'm just a dumb redneck.


- Is that the breakfast blend? Do they have a wimpy blend?


- Well for that I might even shave my legs for you.


- Help a sister out. Bring me home a Carmel apple and a diet vanilla coke.


- If you can't control that thing... I suggest you not bend over.


- Ya know... that was pretty stupid... even for a man.


- I just got my a** handed to me by a 9 year old while playing Chess. What kind of crap is that?


- Well that has been known to turn things on, but I don't think its gonna work on the TV.


What's come out of your mouth lately????

8 comments:

AjsMommy82 said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

Reyna said...

hahaha Seriously?!

My FAV is: "If you can't control that thing... I suggest you not bend over." and wondering what was it in reference to?

Great post...you brightened my day Lora!

Laura said...

LOL! I agree with Reyna - - - what in the world could that be?? My imagination is crazy!

Nicole said...

yes 3 three, I would love to know some of the back stories behind it? or that has been known to turn things on, but I don't think its gonna work on the TV. I need to know the story behind this one too!!

Thanks for the smiles!

Meri said...

What's come out of my mouth...nothing as dirty as #7 and #10. LOL!

I totally needed this...I'm having such a blah day.

BTW you are awesome. :)

phonelady said...

Omg I am lmaorof. you are so funny !

:) Tracie said...

you are too funny!

I have to take the 5th on the things I've said latley!

Tracy said...

Loved this! I love having to use my imagination to think about what context you said all of these things. :)

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