I absolutely did not... get a call from my daughters teacher because I forgot to send in her field trip money.
I did not let the prescription on Justin's Glucagon pen expire before I refilled it.
I would never feed my family Cubans for dinner.
I did not tell a group of 3rd graders they were holding a yard stick and the absolutely did not correct me because it was not in fact a meter stick.
I absolutely did not dread that Wednesday was only a half day of school... and I would never wish that they would just keep my sweet angels there so that I could get some stuff done.
I would never rewrite my daughters class speech for her because it was not real good. NEVER!
I absolutely did not forget a stack of checks that went with a PTA deposit... I did not go to the bank with out them... therefore I did not have to run up there like a crazy woman before they closed when I realized that the stack of check was absolutely not still sitting on my table.
I never forgot Leighanna had girl scouts... my friend absolutely did not call and ask if I wanted her to drive.(I usually drive the girls... so I absolutely did not forget about it)
And I absolutely did not leave my kitchen a mess to write this blog.
NOPE NOT ME... I HAD AN ABSOLUTELY PERFECT WEEK! :)