Saturday, October 2, 2010

From the mouth of yours truly...

  

  • Its no accident that the initials for blood sugar is "BS".


  • I need to go pee first so that I can clearly think about this.

  • Tongue up the nose... GOOD STUFF!

  • I think I am going to be a responsible parent and actually log his numbers this week. Don't look at me like that... we have an endo appt. on Monday.

  • I don't care if that's not what you meant... I have "on demand" credits and I am "on demanding" a diet vanilla coke!


  • Your out of your flippin ass mind if you think I'm doing that!

  • If you keep that up your gonna get hemorrhoids.

  • Its good to know that in case of a blunder... sticky side up only hurts for a second.

  • Apparently, lows are like periods... if your around the same group of people long enough, you all start getting them together.

  • Stop scratchin your butt and it won't fall off!






5 comments:

Reyna said...

LOL..."Ass Mind"

And I had to do a "second read" on the Lows being like Periods...omg...so true!! BTW, Joe had 4 lows at school the other day :(...so much for our "good streak".

And thanks for the shout out on the "Sugar Dispensing Tampons"! and the "Sticky Side" post was hilarious...I am noticing a menses theme over here today.

Heidi / D-Tales said...

The period comment got me, too. So true! ;)

Meri said...

You had me at BS. :)

Nicole said...

LOVE IT, these post always make me laugh!!

and I love all your wonderful "headline button" you are making...so cute!!

Heather said...

Okay, so the period one got me too! Thanks for the laugh!!

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