Its no accident that the initials for blood sugar is "BS".
I need to go pee first so that I can clearly think about this.
- Tongue up the nose... GOOD STUFF!
- I think I am going to be a responsible parent and actually log his numbers this week. Don't look at me like that... we have an endo appt. on Monday.
- I don't care if that's not what you meant... I have "on demand" credits and I am "on demanding" a diet vanilla coke!
- I might know where you can find a "sugar filled tampon".
- Your out of your flippin ass mind if you think I'm doing that!
- If you keep that up your gonna get hemorrhoids.
- Its good to know that in case of a blunder... sticky side up only hurts for a second.
- Apparently, lows are like periods... if your around the same group of people long enough, you all start getting them together.
- Stop scratchin your butt and it won't fall off!