Wednesday, July 14, 2010

From the mouth of yours truly..

I've been feeling a little... um... blah lately. So I figured I would give it a good attempt to lighten the mood a smidge with another post of those silly things that MAY or MAY NOT slip out of my mouth.

- "PUMPKIN!! Grab the 4 wheelers... we can go mudding in the front yard".

-"Did that guy just have boobs?"

-"YOUR son is in the shower using his "business" as a gun".

-"Should I spread em?"

-"Have you ever seen my afro... it's not pretty".

-"Now all we need to do is throw a little rock down and we'll go all Sun-city on em".

-"I don't think banana laffy taffy's qualify as potassium".

-"it took me over 30 yrs to get this good at being sarcastic".

-"Just because I smile at you doesn't mean the thoughts in my mind aren't damaging".

-"Anything is possible with some duck tape and tie straps".

-"Ya know... this is one of those weeks when drinking all my diet coke is gonna get you beat down".

-"I am going to be nice today... it will be hard, but I will give it my best".

-"This is just about as pointless as a white crayon".

-"It took me a long time to loose my mind... what in the world would make you think that I would want a piece of yours"?

-"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings that I wore in high school".

Until next time...


phonelady said...

that is cute .

Meri said...

I'm jealous, I could never pull off the earrings I wore in high school.

Lovin your 'tude friend! Life is so much more fun with sarcasm!

The Crazy Pancreas said...

Thanks for the laugh! The one about "YOUR" son in the shower, has happened WAY too many times here!

AjsMommy82 said...

I love it when you post these, they always put a smile on my face!

Heidi / Jack's Pack said...

These posts always make me laugh. I especially enjoyed the bit about the earrings, because in my case, earrings are the ONLY things from high school that I can still fit into...not that I'd want to! :)

Amanda said...

I have missed these posts! Thanks for the laugh. I really really needed it tonight!

LaLa said...

Laughing! Thank you!

Heather said...

I love it! I feel a funny blog post of my own coming on! Thanks for the inspiration! :)

Hallie Addington said...

I so agree! White crayons are just a waste of good wax! :)

Tracy1918 said...

LOVE the earring comment! Thanks for putting the smile on my face!

Nicole said...

I love reading these funny!! and I loved the earring comment, so true and really the only thing that I can still fit in from high school

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