I've been feeling a little... um... blah lately. So I figured I would give it a good attempt to lighten the mood a smidge with another post of those silly things that MAY or MAY NOT slip out of my mouth.
- "PUMPKIN!! Grab the 4 wheelers... we can go mudding in the front yard".
-"Did that guy just have boobs?"
-"YOUR son is in the shower using his "business" as a gun".
-"Should I spread em?"
-"Have you ever seen my afro... it's not pretty".
-"Now all we need to do is throw a little rock down and we'll go all Sun-city on em".
-"I don't think banana laffy taffy's qualify as potassium".
-"it took me over 30 yrs to get this good at being sarcastic".
-"Just because I smile at you doesn't mean the thoughts in my mind aren't damaging".
-"Anything is possible with some duck tape and tie straps".
-"Ya know... this is one of those weeks when drinking all my diet coke is gonna get you beat down".
-"I am going to be nice today... it will be hard, but I will give it my best".
-"This is just about as pointless as a white crayon".
-"It took me a long time to loose my mind... what in the world would make you think that I would want a piece of yours"?
-"I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can still fit into the earrings that I wore in high school".
Until next time...