Friday, February 25, 2011

From the Mouth of Yours Truly...

After all the gloom... I though I needed to post a little fun :)

Welcome to another round of "from the mouth of yours truly". Here is a short little list of the things I may or may not have said lately...




-If you do it... you better hope you can out run me... just sayin.



-He still has all his teeth... so that a bonus.




-Is your brain actually listening to what your mouth is saying?




-At least when you're not tan you don't look like the guy from Powder.


- If I didn't love you so much I would spray you with this fucking water.


-Didn't you know? I've been diagnosed with awesomeness. But don't worry... its not contagious.


- I hear voices and they don't like you.


- I stopped to think and then I forgot to start again :/


- I am experiencing life at the rate of several WTF's a minute.


What's come out of your mouth lately??

12 comments:

Valerie said...

That's hilarious! I love it!

Jill said...

LOL!!!! LOVE this!!! The one about several WTF's a minute is soooooo me lately!!! :) Thanks for the giggle!

Denise said...

I am so there with "I stopped to think and then forgot to start again"
lol!

Andrea said...

LOVE IT!!! I am also on the "I stopped to think and then forgot to start again" bus. It's crazy!

Michael Hoskins said...

Those are some great ones... Particularly feeling the "experiencing life at the rate of several WTF's a minute" lately... Thanks for a laugh for Friday!

Reyna said...

Boy that guy from "Powder" was pasty! And the "experiencing the WTFs at several life's per minute" was hilarious!

sweetmystery6 said...

cracking up! :-D

Amy said...

Thanks for the belly laugh Lora!!!!

Well, slap me silly and call me Mama.

That's all I got for this week! ;)

Hallie said...

I knew look like like the powder dude- scary!! And you really don't wan to know what's come out of my mouth lately!!

Laura @ Houston We Have A Problem! said...

I wish I lived in your world!
We would be best buds. Such smart-asses together!

Heidi / D-Tales said...

Your one-liners always make me laugh. Wish I were as snappy as you! I think of come backs...but not until it's too late to say them!

Misty said...

Funny funny girl :)

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