Saturday, August 20, 2011

Five Question Friday... only not on Friday

5QF is back from hiatus... WAHOO!!!

If you don't know what 5QF is... where the heck have you been? Noo, I'm kidding, just go HERE to check it out.

Lets get er done!!!

1. Do you close the bathroom door when you are home alone?
Holy shit!! There are doors? Is that how you keep the little people(and the nosey dog) out while you use the "facilities"?

2. You have to walk around with a word on your forehead. That word describes you. One word. What is it?
This one took me a while. My first thought was spunky, but really I am much more than that.

(Bet ya didn't know I could use big words, did ya?!?)

Definition: Versatile
I am spunky, but only after you get to know me. In the beginning I am quiet, I take it all in, I "read" you. I can be the fun, crazy, spunky friend. I can be the sarcastic pain in the a$$. I can clean up and become the serious professional(No really, don't laugh). I can turn into Mama Bear and rip you a new one. I can impress your mama, but be the first one in the pool with you, fully dressed, after a few... er, lemonades ;). I can listen to all your worries and not say a word or I can give you advice and find a way to make you smile. Whatever the situation calls for... I can adapt. I am versatile. Multifaceted.

What word would YOU use to describe me?

3. What store do you refuse to shop at and why?
Don't gasp, but for a long time I refused to shop at Target. It was a long story, but I stayed out of Target for almost 2 1/2 years. Eventually, a friend made me go back, but I still refused to buy anything. Eventually, I got over it; even though I will NEVER buy another movie there. EVER!!

4. If you participated in arranged marriages for your child(ren), who would you choose for your child(ren)?
Tough one. I honestly don't know. I have a hard time thinking in that way because I am all about "testing out the koolaid" before hand. Meaning... find the bitterness and be sure you can deal with it before you run off with the whole glass.

Did that make sense?

5. If you could pick how and when you would die, would you?
I wouldn't want to pick when. I don't think I would want to know. However, if I could go peacefully in my sleep... that would be great.

Now for the extras...
Because of last weeks 5QF hiatus... there were two opportunities to ask questions. You can check them out HERE and HERE.

Denise asks "If you could change your name, would you and what would it be?" 

That's an interesting question. I would consider changing my name, but I don't know what I would want. Definitely something longer... Lora is so short. No more than 8 letters though, because then engraving becomes difficult(I know because of Leighanna).
Reyna named my alter for me... you know the one who cusses on my blog. Her name is Mabel.
I found this when I Googled "Mabel clip art"

What do you think? Do I look like a Lora? If not, what name would fit me better?
Denise also asks "you really had to ponder a stop a Starbucks?!?! you totally just knocked yourself down a couple of notches in my eyes!! ;)"
It didn't take much thinking Denise. Really! But here's the thing. I had to get off the "juice"(i.e. coffee and coke) because I am on a diet. And I am actually doing good. It was actually a celebration coffee. I still have more to go, and I totally miss my White Chocolate Mocha, but I also want to fit into my pants. Decitions-Decitions!!
Alexis asks "while your pool side margarita or daiquiri? Very important. ;)"
I can float both ways... multifaceted, remember?!? But I prefer a good daiquiri. Are you planning on stocking up so I can visit?
Laura says "Oh and today Nate poooooped outside too. Betcha can't find clip art for that." 
Well, I couldn't find anything animated, but I did find this...  

Kinda looks like Nate?!?
And since things are a little backwards at your house, maybe you can teach the dog to help out...

By the way...
Okay, this is kinda gross!

Amy says "Um, who in their right mind wouldn't want to be slightly underweight? Is that a trick question?"
I dunno! I was wondering if that was a trick question too.

And... "Just where does the sand get? Can you find a life clip art for that one?!?!?!"
Amy, Amy, Amy... where DOESN'T that sand get?
My eyes... yeah, my eyes... that's where it gets.

BTW: I just learned that you SHOULD NOT Google image "sand in uncomfortable places" with your son sitting next to you. OOPS!

I am not sure if I should actually post this... but since they claim its "the cure"... what the heck. (If you offend easily, you probably don't read my blog, but just in case... close your eyes).

Google has pictures for everything!

Amy also asked... "What was Sissy doing up at the butt crack of dawn to play Wii??? Is she crazy like you? Wait. Um, yes . . . she tried on those shoes ;)
She wasn't up until almost 7(still early). I was just completely ready for work and sitting around until it was time to leave at that point. She jumped on the Wii before Justin had a chance to wake up and wreak havoc on the world :)

Nicole says "I can't believe in Florida they make stripper shoes for children...what is that state coming too?"
What can I say... they train them young here in the states!!

Mike says... "maybe she should wait a couple of years before breaking in the stripper shoes".
I totally, agree... no stripper shoes until she's at least 13.

Amy says... Hmmm... I can see the headline now: "Mother Forces Daughter to Choose Her Own Stripper Shoes at Young Age". LOL! Could she even walk in those things?
She didn't try both of those on, but she probably can... sadly, she can walk in most of my shoes. Oh, those proud mama moments!!!

Happy Saturday everyone!!! Keep the questions coming.



Joanne said...

I refuse to shop at Walmart and have not been in one in probably 7 or 8 years. FEEL MY WRATH WALMART!!! I have a tendancy to hold grudges... how 'bout you???

Diane D said...

I love 5 question Friday! Even on Saturday :)

Kelly said...

I have been reading your blog since my son was diagnosed last year and have never left a comment before but I just had to tell you how much I heart your blog!

Meagan said...

LOL! Love reading your blog...who knew it was also X-Rated? J/K, that sand pic was pretty naughty...though admittedly HILARIOUS! Hmm, I think I'll stick to my one-piece swimsuit thankyouverymuch. :)

Sarah said...

oh, my is all I have to say!
And I totally get the Target thing, I actually boycotted Target for a long time (a year) that's long for me - now I only go if it's the last resort, it truly is NOT a fav place of mine to shop. A
And I'm thinking Mabel just isn't a go for you!

sky0138 said...

omg i am literally sitting here crying because im laughing so hard!! LOLOL ahh you are the BEST Lora!!!

Alexis Nicole said...

O M G!!! I'm dying laughing. One word?

TWIN!! Lol

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