Sunday, August 28, 2011

Five Question Friday...

To learn more about 5QF go HERE

WOAH! I haven't posted since last weeks 5QF. What's that about?? I even have a half way decent "From the Mouth of Yours Truly" sittin in the drafts.

Someones a s.l.a.c.k.e.r!!

Actually, I have a toothache that is kicking my a$$(<---for Meri). I think my wisdom tooth(that good ol' Dr. S said I had room for) is trying to squeeze it's way into its rightful place. DUDE! It huuurts to talk. SERIOUSLY! My family doesn't know what to do without my usual smarty pant ways around here.

Do you think this is payback for all the crap that comes out of my mouth?!?

Anywho... I guess I should get started before 5QF ends up being posted on Monday.

I'm not really sure how I am going to dirty up this 5QF with stripper shoes, Ho-creases or even poop, the questions are pretty clean, but I will give it a go.

1. Did you make any fun purchases this week?
I got some new shoes! Black ones!! Not super stripper high, but cute.

2. If you could go to any musical concert, what would it be?
My mind just blanked. Does Blue Man Group count as musical?

3. What is your least fav/ most fav house chore?
The dreaded L.A.U.N.D.R.Y!!!!! I can't stand it... I would rather scrub the toilet.

4. Would you prefer new appliances or clothes?
I'll take a new pair of Miss Me jeans and some kick ass a$$ stripper shoes please.

5. Miracle Whip or Mayo?
Neither, unless I am slathering it in my hair, and then I'll take the mayo. Actually, I'm due for a good ol' stanky mayo hair treatment.

You should see me with my head all goopy with mayo and wrapped in Saran Wrap... it's HOT!

Now lets see what we have for the extras... 
Speaking of slackers... are you guys running out of questions?

Joanne asks... I have a tendency to hold grudges... how 'bout you???
"Grudge" may not be a strong enough word for what I hold. I can be spiteful... seriously spiteful!! I can refuse to speak to the hubby for days; drives him nuts and I LOVE IT! Don't mess with the queen bitch people. Just sayin!

Diane & Kelly stopped by to show some luv... be sure to stop by their blogs to do the same

Megan was a little unsure about my choice in swimsuits. I am all for whatever keeps the sand out.

Sarah says... I'm thinking Mabel just isn't a go for you!
Well, what is?? I need an alter to to blame some of this craziness on... a "Flo", a "Mabel" or even a "Cybil". How about "Lucy"? 

Miss Sky0138 and Lexi, my twin. I am SO glad that I can be your entertainment!

Laura???? I left you a special surprise on last weeks 5QF and you didn't stop by... what was that I was saying about holding grudges?!?

Just a little extra from Reyna. You've gotta love a girl who will shop for "ho shoes"(with her kids) for you and even video the journey. LOVE YA GIRL!!

 Looking forward to next weeks 5QF... I hope I have lots of questions to keep me busy. *she throws a "subtle" hint*


Unknown said...

I am not so sure it is the "silent treatment" that drives your husband CrAzY...I am thinking the stripper shoes with mayo slathered up in your hair gives him all kinds of "ideas". :)

Since I don't own a pair of Ho shoes (yes, surprising to the DOC, I know...seeing as how I am one of the "BAD GIRLS"), do you wear them while doing said Laundry and toilet scrubbing?

And...NO, Blue Man Group does NOT count. We want a new answer. Or how about naming your favorite music group?

Kimberly said...

LMAO on Blue Man Group! Grabbed your button!

Tracy1918 said...

Thanks for the laugh!!

sky0138 said...

Totally giggling at the mayo/saran wrap visual!! Sorry to hear about your wisdom teeth btw...i had 4 removed a few years back...ahem...ok more like 10 years back...and it wasn't fun! I'm gonna go ahead and ask something, Are you a Halloween lovin girl? And if so, what would be your all-time favorite costume to wear? lol...i'm sensing something with stripper shoes will be involved?

Meagan said...

You crack me up! I was worried we weren't getting a 5QFriday from you this week, I always look forward to them!!!

Hmm, I must try this "stanky mayo" hair treatment you speak of. My summer hair is not good, not good at all. :D

Looking forward to Reyna's stripper shoe sequel!!! You guys are a hoot!!! :)

Kelly said...

I was worried too Meagan that we weren't getting it either! I have so come to LOVE THIS!! Thanks for not disappointing us Lora!

I have a you go commando while wearing the "ho shoes"?

Nicole said...

OMGosh I love Mayo BUT not in my hair!!

Love the video from Reyna :)

and I will try and stick up for you against all the Blue Man Group haters...they do make music... right?!? Kinda?!?! So I vote YES they can be considered a musical group!!

Sarah said...

I think Cybil is the winner, winner chicken dinner! I laughed so hard when I saw that video of Reyna taking her kiddos ho shoe shopping, fun times indeed! Can't wait for Bridge to be in College and call her ma to say, "Hey, can you put some money in my account I need a now pair of stripper shoes!" You guys truly make my days so much sillier, thank you!

Heidi / D-Tales said...

Hmmm...I'm thinking I might just need to try that mayo-Saran wrap treatment! ;)

Thanks for the 5QF fun! Love it! :)

Jules said...

classic. had to laugh at cybil! go with that :) hope you get your tooth sorted out, toothache induced headaches are the pits.

Hallie Addington said...

Lucy.... Oh, dear Lucy! How the Hell did I miss last weeks 5qf? Oh yeah.... Work. I can't wait to see what kind of searches lead people to the blog now!!
So what exactly is the Mayo supposed to DO to your hair?? I'm lucky if mine gets washed much less any extras!

Amy said...

Soooooo . . . . has your mind blinked on, yet? Musical groups; uhm Blue Man Group? C'mon. Any lady who has pink glittered stripper shoes MUST have a favorite better than that ;)

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