Welcome to another round of "From the Mouth of Yours Truly". Here is a short little list of the things I may or may not have said lately...
-I don't think I know how to do 35mph?
-Who's driving this bucket?
-It's easy to appear like your being a smart ass when your dealing with a dumb ass.
-You call it Gray Hair... I call it "Stress Highlights"
-Why is it when something goes wrong you all automatically look at me???
-I can be the girl next door, or the bitch up the street... which one do you prefer?
-Suck it up Princess, this ain't your castle!
-Go right ahead and piss me off, but remember, what comes out of my mouth is your own fault.
-I can go from Halo to Horns in 2.6 seconds..maybe less.
-I'm kinda like that annoying itch you just can't scratch.
-The biggest mistake you can make is to under estimate my intelligence and tenacity.
-I'm not saying your dumb, but if we put your brain in a peanut shell, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar!
-Sorry, don't believe I came equipped with a filter.
Think that's about it... whats come out of your mouth lately?