Sunday, September 5, 2010
-Ready to rise OR shine... pick ONE because I can't do both.
-It's okay that I'm not skinny... chubby people are harder to kidnap.
-So what if I'm the fruit loop in the bowl of cherries... you'd be so bored without me.
-CLEARLY I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
-Apparently common sense isn't so common.
-Just wait... my middle finger is thinking about its reply.
-You are seriously going to make me choke on my rabbit turd ice.
What's come out of YOUR mouth lately