WHAT THE SHIT!?!?!
WHERE IS MY BRAIN?!?
MY WONDERFUL "ELEPHANT MEMORY"?!?
THE MEMORY I GOT FROM MY GRANDMA?!?
It is NOT here with me... that is FOR.SURE!
Today the phone rings...(its the hubbs. We will put his part in blue)
"I have a dumb question"! (as he is driving down the road... remember this part)
"How dumb"?!? (Not that it matters)
"Did you renew my tag"? (silence FILLS the phone line)
(remember the "remember this" part??... yeah, hes driving down the road with an expired tag)
"*^#*!^%$#!#$%^&* ... I will do it RIGHT NOW"
"just don't drive in front of any officers... we can't afford a ticket" JUST SAYIN!
OH WHERE, OH WHERE HAS MY MEMORY GONE>>> OH WHERE, OH WHERE CAN IT BEEEE? (sang to the tune of... Oh Where Oh Where has My Little Dog Gone)
No SERIOUSLY! I have lost it this week.
Proof is in the pudding baby!!
On Tuesday I needed to run out and find some hard to come by school supplies for AGP. Wally-World and Target were OUT OUT OUT!!!
So Justin and I hop in the car and the hunt is on... we get to store #1 "can I have this Hershey bar?"
"Yes, go ahead... but that is IT!". Get to the car... no meter.
WHAT!! NO METER. UGH! I hope your numbers are spot on!!! I bolused for the candy and crossed my fingers.
Friday night... "Let's go to Buffalo Wild Wings". "Sounds good"!
Hop in the car... sit down... order drinks.
I forgot the freaking meter AGAIN!!!!!
One more time... cross fingers... bolus for food... HOPE bg is good.
Did Justin survive??? Well of course he did silly!!! But that doesn't make me feel like any less of a suckity mom.
Thank goodness for my Pancreatic Sistas... because I know I am not alone. Right Tracy??