Tuesday, November 16, 2010

From the Mouth of yours truly...

Get your big girl panties on... this one might be a doozie!

Are you ready??

Here we go!

  • Go get your underwear on... I don't wanna hear nuttin about your nuggets!

  • You can put it under my seat... the vibration wont bother me ;)

  • I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butts a lot bigger.

  • Drive it like you stole it!!!!

  • OOOH! the handles on the matress are to move it. I've been misusing them all this time.

  • Who doesn't like a warm a** in the winter?

  • You might have to come bail me out of jail if this guy tries to get any more money out of me.

  • Do you think I can intimidate em with my tallness?

  • Time to get the "do done"... I've got the landing strip kickin.

  • Damn chinese man found me again. Yu comment make no sense(said in my chinky voice)!

  • Don't you know that "crackers" freeze?!?

  • What the hell is an ice pellet?

  • Take it off and we'll go TOPLESS!!!!

  • Every good story starts with a few beers and the words... "Hey, I've got an ideer (idea).

Happy Tuesday... git 'er' done!


Alexis Nicole said...

im sooo using the ass comment lol mine is quite large! Haha

Unknown said...

OK...I am laughing out loud ... no I am serious OUT LOUD at the Mattress comment...with the "handles" O.M.G...Lora, that one killed me. I, too, have been using them all wrong. LOL.

LaLa said...

bahahaha - you always crack me BIG ARSE up! I'm totally using that one. And the Chinese man found you again - bummer - but your chinky voice made me laugh out loud. Damn funny!

Unknown said...

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Feels good to laugh out loud!!!

(LOVE LOVE LOVE the header, btw!)

Heather said...

Thanks for the laughs today!! I REALLY needed that. :)

Rachael said...

Love you with all my butt!!! That's the funniest thing ever... For me it would be "Love you with all my gut!" LOL :D

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