Friday, July 29, 2011

Five Question Friday...

NaBloPoMo... day 29
To learn more about 5QF click HERE

1. Vow renewal ceremonies-yay or nay?

Depends on what day you ask me. Today would be a big fat negatory! If I had the chance to run, I just might. Then, I wouldn't take the chance of going to jail for attempted murder(or something of that nature). Explanation: My husband has been on vacation this week... I just LUV him when he's all in my biz-nezz!!!


2. What sound/s annoy you the most?
I can't STAND to hear people eating. It seriously makes me sick to my stomach and want to smack them.

The beeping of the fire alarm when the battery needs to be changed... I mean COME ON! Does it HAVE to ALWAYS go dead in the middle of the night?!?!

One more thing, the sound boys make when they pretend to fly airplanes... don't know what it is... I just can't block that one out.



3. If you had to pick, would you have only all boys, or only all girls for kids?
Lets weigh our options...
Girls:
Cons...                              
-They wear your shoes         
-They steal you makeup
-They act just like you
-They get girly-tudes and PMS

 
Pros...
-Eventually, you get to wear their shoes
-You get to torture them with nicknames like "scara" when you catch them stealing your make up.

-You see yourself in them and its funny
-You get to prove that you are the QUEEN of the "girly-tude"
-They dance and sing with you while your driving
-They shop with you

Boys:
Cons...
-They make noises... see above
-They pee on the toilet seat(and the floor)
-They like Lego's and it hurts when you step on them
-They.Know.Everything! And they learndid it on da science channel(or maybe Discovery)
-There's the whole "snakes and snails and puppy dog tails" thing

Pros...
-A little boy LOVES his mama more than anything!
-They back up their rotton-ness with a whole lotta sweet-ness
-They will catch the lizards in the house for you

This is a tough one. I guess I'd have to go with the boys... I really don't like lizards.

 

4. Do you believe in alternative medicine?
If I did wouldn't Justin be cured by some root wart mushroom potion by now?


5. Would you take a family member's children and raise them if they needed it?
Absolutely! Wouldn't I want the same for my kids?


And now for last weeks "extras"... WARNING! We are still talkin "HO Shoes"!

Alexis says "where the stripper shoes the reason behind....oh man I don't think I can finish the question..." the question is, Alexis, were YOUR stripper shoes the reason behind not being able to finish that question? 

Andrea says "I have been totally talking about getting a tattoo on my foot too!! It is going to simply say HOPE, but kinda feminine with a flower or something attached!!!" I like that idea!
I found this one... its pretty cool
Just need to add the flower
There was one I saw(of course I can't find it again) That had a saying about walking. I wish I would have saved it.


Reyna asks "Will said foot tat" be visible while you don your stripper shoes? Or will frequently mentioned, joked about, worn HO Shoes cover the "at some time in your life foot tat"? The "at some time in my life foot tat" will be totally visible. Dude... I wear Ho shoes... do you think I would be worried about covering a tat?


Amy says "my answer to that first one wouldn't have been appropriate for my family-friendly blog"
Dear Sweet Amy! You can tell us here... I think I threw "family friendly" out the window a long time ago.


Sarah says "you seriously crack me up!" Yeah! Sometimes I crack ME up too!


Meri has a few!!
Did Reyna just say Ho shoes? I believe that's an affimitive! I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't read it myself


Did Reyna just call you a Ho? Oh shit!! I think she did


Are you going to just sit there and take that? I think Reyna could kick my ass... are you going to back me up Meri?


Does Reyna know that Ho Shoes is my new favorite phrase? I dunno! Imma gonna asks hur bout dat!


Do you both know that I love you? Awe shucks!!!
Did YOU know



That it! You guys let me off easy this week.
Happy Friday!!!

13 comments:

Tracy1918 said...

You made me laugh.

Again!

Love you, have a great weekend! : )

Laura @ Houston We Have A Problem! said...

These always make me laugh!
Would you take my children? Imma sending them your way! I need a vaca!!

Jessica said...

Girl, you always CRACK me up.

Alexis Nicole said...

Lmao! Twin Vegas better get ready for us!!

And boys are sooo wild!!

Reyna said...

Uh Oh, Am I insulting "strippers" by calling them "Hos"? I most certainly did not mean to call you a "Ho". Although, I do think we all would pimp ourselves out for a working Pancreas don't you?!

Smacking and moisture-y sounds make by a masticating mouth are NASTY!!! You are RIGHT! xo

Amy said...

How about a vow renewal while wearing your ho shoes? A little reception where the dress code isn't black tie, but it does include ho shoes? C'mon, you know you want to...

Un-Apologetic Diabetic said...

LOL! You guys are too funny!!!

P.S. We have no lizards and my boys won't even handle the spider smushing around here...makin me look at my pro/con list all over again...Ha! Great list!!! :D

Denise said...

I haven't had time to read any blogs lately but I can't miss your 5 question fridays!! Love you....stripper shoes and all!

Denise aka 'Mom of Bean' said...

Oh, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who fantasizes about running off! ;)
Where would you run...and for how long?

Denise aka 'Mom of Bean' said...

I knew there was something else I was going to ask you....where in GA?

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Hallie said...

This is my new favorite post segment!!! You always make me laugh!

Meri said...

I missed this one! Thank you for answering my questions. That is very kind of you. <3 you! Now to get my question on with this weeks!

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