Saturday, July 9, 2011

From the Mouth of Yours Truly...

NaBloPoMo... day 9
Its been a while, but I finally have a few things to share.
Here are some of the things that MAY or MAY NOT have come out of my mouth lately.

**This ones a little brutal... you have been warned!


-How about a little Stevie B... that might be a little bit more your speed.


-I'm currently experiencing technical difficulties... meaning I don't give a shit.


-Your talking a good game, HOWEVER, if you keep it up... the ONLY "ass" your gonna get, is when your finger rips through the toilet paper.


-You got that attitude and stubbornness from me... and FYI- I have WAY more experience so you might want to cut it out. 


-I'm always on my best behavior... its just that my best behavior isn't very good.


-Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit.


-I still have accident forgiveness so don't think I wont run you over.


-Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind


-He also eats underwear, so I'm not sure I would take that as a compliment.


What's come out of your mouth lately?

9 comments:

Hallie said...

You crack me up!!

Misty said...

Lol! My favorite...You get that attitude from ME and I have way more experience!! Love it!

Heather said...

I love them all but my fav is, "I'm currently experiencing technically difficulties...meaning I don't give a shit" :) I need to use that one!

Alexis Nicole said...

Lmao!! Omg I heart you.

You don't wanna know what I've said ;)

Meri said...

I have a couple of images in my head that I'd rather not be there!

Michelle said...

Love it! Might just have to steal a few of those!!!

Amy said...

I can't keep the names of my children straight, let alone remember what quirky things have come out of my mouth. How do you do it???

Thank you for sharing what came out of yours . . . . another snort giggle!

Reyna said...

So, I love the "ASS~Toilet~Paper" one...that is GOOD!!! I don't think I have ever heard and/or thought of that one before Lora. Maybe your "HO" shoes came into play on that one. :)

Denise aka 'Mom of Bean' said...

Hilarious!

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