|Its been a while, but I finally have a few things to share. |
Here are some of the things that MAY or MAY NOT have come out of my mouth lately.
**This ones a little brutal... you have been warned!
-How about a little Stevie B... that might be a little bit more your speed.
-I'm currently experiencing technical difficulties... meaning I don't give a shit.
-Your talking a good game, HOWEVER, if you keep it up... the ONLY "ass" your gonna get, is when your finger rips through the toilet paper.
-You got that attitude and stubbornness from me... and FYI- I have WAY more experience so you might want to cut it out.
-I'm always on my best behavior... its just that my best behavior isn't very good.
-Never underestimate the power of a hissy fit.
-I still have accident forgiveness so don't think I wont run you over.
-Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
-He also eats underwear, so I'm not sure I would take that as a compliment.